Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place. ~ Pat Benatar #quote
Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us. ~ Paul Theroux #quote
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing. ~ Paul Theroux #quote
Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason. ~ Ovid #quote
A crown, if it hurts us, is not worth wearing. ~ Pearl Bailey #quote
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. ~ Lewis Carroll #quote
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace. ~ Ovid #quote
She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it). ~ Lewis Carroll #quote
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. ~ Nikita Khrushchev #quote
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~ Lewis Carroll #quote
I start with the joke line and write backward. ~ Nipsey Russell #quote
Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbor is a spiritual one. ~ Nikolai Berdyaev #quote
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. ~ Isaac Asimov #quote
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. ~ Noam Chomsky #quote
It is not wise to be wiser than is necessary. ~ Philippe Quinault #quote
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. ~ P.G. Wodehouse #quote
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. ~ Philip Seymour Hoffman #quote
Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present. ~ P.J. O'Rourke #quote
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. ~ Plato #quote
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!" ~ P.G. Wodehouse #quote
Man - a being in search of meaning. ~ Plato #quote
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day. ~ Norman Douglas #quote
Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress? ~ Prince Charles #quote
Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves. ~ Queen Victoria #quote
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college. ~ P.J. O'Rourke #quote
We're all pilgrims on the same journey - but some pilgrims have better road maps. ~ Nelson DeMille #quoteWhenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ~ L. Frank Baum #quote
When men destroy their old gods they will find new ones to take their place. ~ Pearl S. Buck #quote
All that I am, I am because of my mind. ~ Paavo Nurmi #quote
I didn't think blue collar necessarily meant ugly. ~ Pete Kendall #quote
Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it. ~ Pericles #quote
Every crowd has a silver lining. ~ P.T. Barnum #quote
A poet is a nightingale, who sits in darkness and sings to cheer its own solitude with sweet sounds. ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley #quote
A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner. ~ Norman Douglas #quote
Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested upon. ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley #quote
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. ~ P.J. O'Rourke #quote
That's a good question. Let me try to evade you. ~ Paul Tsongas #quote
The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart. ~ Norman Parkinson #quote
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