Humor is Just an Attitude. Insanity is a Way of Life.

There are three modes of bearing the ills of life:  by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.  ~ Charles Caleb Colton #quote

Det. Mike Kellerman: There's no absolutes in life; only in vodka. ~ Homicide: Life on the Street #linesfromTV

Life is an incurable disease. ~ Abraham Cowley #quote

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. ~ Epictetus #quote

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. ~ Charlie Chaplin #quote

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. ~ Brendan Gill #quote

The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.~ Waking Life #linesfrommovies

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. ~ Muhammad Ali #quote

All my life I've wanted to be somebody; I realize now that I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin #quote

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? ~ W. Somerset Maugham #quote

I love life because what more is there.  ~ Anthony Hopkins #quote

Life is full of misery, loneliness, & suffering & its all over much too soon. ~ Woody Allen #quote

And in the end its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years. ~ Abraham Lincoln #quote

They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life? ~ Waking Life #linesfrommovies

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. ~ George Burns #quote

In life you need either inspiration or desperation. ~ Tony Robbins #quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. ~ John Lennon #lyrics

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. ~ Jim Morrison #quote

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson #quote

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour. ~ Stephen Leacock #quote

Don`t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. ~ Dolly Parton #quote

I'm not going to spend my life being a color ~ Black or White, Michael Jackson #quote

There is only one success - to be able to spend life in your own way. ~ Christopher Morley #quote

Life's like a movie, write your own ending, keep on believing, keep on pretending ~ Kermit the Frog #quote

If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed. ~ Leo Tolstoy #quote

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. ~ Winston Churchill #quote

I tasted life. ~ Emily Dickinson #quote


Life, don't talk to me about life, hate it or loathe it, you just can't ignore it. ~ Douglas Adams #quote

My last words? "Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse." ~ Kurt Vonnegut #quote

In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer... ~ George Orwell #quote

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.  ~ W. Somerset Maugham #quote

Accept life, and you must accept regret. ~ Henn Frederick Amiel #quote

To live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to create life out of life. ~ James Joyce #quote

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life... ~ Harvey Fierstein #quote

Life itself is the most wonderful fairytale of all. ~ Hans Christian Andersen #quote

Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life. ~ Benjamin Disraeli #quote

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~ Nelson Henderson #quote

The journey between what you once were and who you are now becoming is where the dance of life really takes place. ~ B. De Angelis #quote

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. ~ David Russell #quote

I don`t want to get to the end of my life & find that I just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well ~ D. Ackerman #quote

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. ~ Winston S. Churchill #quote

The meaning of life is that it stops. ~ Franz Kafka #quote

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. ~ D. Coupland #quote

You can get all A's and still flunk life. ~ Walker Percy #quote

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; It's about learning to dance in the rain! ~ Jean Howard #quote

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. ~ Mary Oliver #quote

Life is a great surprise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one. ~ Vladimir Nabokov #quote

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard #quote

Death is simple. Life is messy. Give me life, the more complicated the better. ~ Tom Robbins #quote

You should not confuse your career with your life. ~ Dave Barry #quote

Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ~ Animal House #linesfrommovies

Humor is just an attitude. Insanity is a way of life. ~ Chloe Scarborough #quote

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes #quote

We are such stuff
As dreams are made on,
and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
~ William Shakespeare #quote